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An essay on Best Friends Forever

How do you turn your Ugly Duckling girlfriend into a much sought after ‘Superstar’? Rent four goons at the local fitness center for week, dress them like Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones hunting ‘aliens’, and guarding ‘State Secrets’, and let them accompany her on her trip through Paris, or London, as she does absurd things, drawing plenty of attention to herself, preferably spending lots of money. Return the stuff she bought, asking for a refund, to limit your losses, and hit the ‘Replay’ button. Leave a tip for the staff processing these goods, asking them to keep everything under wraps, to make sure people will gossip. 

 

This is how Zelensky grew to prominence from my perspective. After drawing attention to himself as a clown, appearing in a popular series on Ukrainian television, he was groomed to be the ‘president in exile’, the ‘Superstar’, and then the Russians exposed him. Not because they hated Zelensky. They saw him for what his ‘Best Friends Forever’ saw him. An Ugly Duckling, a pawn, and a scape goat at the end of the day. The Russians turned the tables on his scheming ‘Best Friends Forever’, not touching Zelensky as he made the most of his ‘Superstar’ role, while making the ‘Best Friends Forever’ bleed. I’m not saying Zelensky understood, or is some kind of ‘Double Agent’, but he has NATO by the balls. Unless these ‘Best Friends Forever’ want to tell the people that they were just fooling around, and that there are no ‘aliens’, while these black suits and dark sunglasses were ‘scripted’ to impress hapless people, they need to find ways to accommodate Zelensky. Their ‘Credit Card’ is not simply overdrawn, but ‘On Fire’. 

 

In desperation the ‘Best Friends Forever’ now demand that the Ugly Duckling girlfriend finds a way to pay them back. By launching a ‘Spring Offensive’. They are begging her! They are out of money, out of ideas, and if this investment is not going to pay off soon, they are screwed. The ‘Best Friends Forever’ are only too happy to lie, cheat, steal, and promote falsehoods to suggest that public recognition is just a matter of time, since the ‘avant garde’ is already cheering relentlessly, in exchange for a modest fee. But that is it. The weapons and ammunition provided are all there is. 

 

It wasn’t supposed to go this way. The Russians were supposed to take all of Ukraine, limiting the amount of money the ‘Best Friends Forever’ would have to spend. In fact, only pennies on the Dollar, since the bulk had been spent already, in order to arm ‘Stay Behind Combatants’, and building fortresses to make sure the Russians would pay a heavy price when storming these positions, on their way to total victory over all of Ukraine, as anticipated. Having to pony up billions upon billions in a ‘War of Attrition’ instead, desperately trying to stop that nonsense and make Russia conquer all of Ukraine after all, and get it over with, saving their original strategy from total collapse. 

 

My thesis is, that this Ugly Duckling girlfriend came to understand that her ‘Best Friends Forever’ were not even her friends, shortly after she assumed this role as ‘Superstar’, unable to slap her ‘Friends’ in their ugly faces, and kick them in the balls, since they would have shot her on the spot, and claimed Putin did it. Caught between a rock and a hard place. This is why I’m suggesting Zelensky has not too much time left to find a way out. There is no elegant way. 

 

The people in the ‘Collective West’ should have saved him. Instead they cheered him on, like they are accustomed to do with ‘Superstars’, whether this person earned some respect, or bought it. In Holland the individual found guilty of kidnapping the beer magnate Heineken and his chauffeur, and holding them hostage for ransom, apart from being a suspect in several high profile killings, managed to become a ‘Superstar’ too. Before he was no longer needed to prop up the commercial media, apart from serving as a villain in some soap brought to us by the judicial system, stretching the show of ‘back-an-forth’ till this day, everything paid for by the tax-payer. 

 

My main objection is that very real people, who are offered no choice, are being killed in the process. While those who write the script will live to fail another day. 

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